Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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