So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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