Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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