Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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