Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
They have beer where we have blood.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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