More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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