no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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