I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm jealous of your bromance
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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