Christians are straight up FREAKS
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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