He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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