I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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