i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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