you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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