She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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