Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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