I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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