dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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