would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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