He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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