i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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