Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
this just has baby written all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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