how can u be prego again
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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