What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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