Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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