ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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