I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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