I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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