Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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