Jerry, you need to find god
Define "chronic" masturbator.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize