Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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