her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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