I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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