And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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