dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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