need another drink. this is the easiest way
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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