forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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