oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She even gives head with a lisp.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Randomize
