Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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