yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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