Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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