We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hippo gnu deer
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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