Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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