Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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