Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
