so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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