Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
