my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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