at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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