To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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