What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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