WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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