Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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