Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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