my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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