he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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