it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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