Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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